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Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard

Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, well done there. Pol Pot killed 1.7 million Cambodians, died under house arrest, age 72. Well done, indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is because they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. 'Oh, help yourself!' you know? 'We've been trying to kill you for ages!' So, if you kill your own people, right on, then. But Hitler killed people next door... stupid man. After a couple of years, we won't stand for that, will we? Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people, and we can't even deal with that. We think that you kill somebody, that's murder, you go to prison. You kill ten people, you go to Texas they hit you with a brick, that's what they do. Twenty people you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. Over that, we can't deal with it. Somebody's killed a hundred thousand people, we're almost going... 'Well done! You killed a hundred thousand people?! You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down to the gym!'



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